Today is a big day in my life. I’d like to thank my mom, dunkin donuts for this coffee that kept me alive, All my math teachers who taught me how to add, the internet for making this possible….
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via
This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg
casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop
i literally want to prance around throwing these everywhere singing nature songs and then flowers will grow and i am a fairy
i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video
What are books
What is reading
I have no knowledge of such tortuous things
Books are torture devices, are they not?
Reading is an act of self inflicted torture basically like self harm because who in their right fucking mind wants all the shit that comes with reading books huh wHO WHO DOES THAT OH RIGHT I DO FUCKING SHIT OH MY FUCK
Okay so I just finished the mistborn trilogy and let me tell you
jk Rowling has nothing on fu king Brandon Sanderson oh my fucking Jesus lord
I don’t know what to do with my life
Has everything been a lie?
What do I do now?
I don’t even know what to think about that story right now
I want to reread it but then I’m just gonna get reAlly frustrated and then probs cry a little bit a LOT
WHATDID I JUST READ WHAT THR FUCK IS GOINGON SOMEONE PLEASE HELP I NEED CUDDLES AND TO FORGET ALL ABOUT THAT FUCKING STORY BECAUSE IT JUST HURTS OH GOD
OH WAIT HE TURNED INTO GOD HAHAHAXHDSJHBVSJHGSJHBAHJB WHAT THE FU K
AND THEN THEY DIED
THEY ALL FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
AND THEN GREEN GRASS AMD OH MY FUVKING GOSH
I need a time out
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.